Dirty XXX Jokes
Concerned about her relationship, a woman approaches her doctor and says, "Doc, I'm getting married this weekend and my fiance thinks I'm a virgin. Is there anything you can do to help me?" Created: 07/23/2007 Views: 217 Rating: |
A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old girl. "Really?" said the doctor. "You're healthy enough, I suppose, but take my advice. If you want ... Created: 07/22/2007 Views: 422 Rating: |
A little girl asked her mom, "What is a penis? Created: 08/13/2007 Views: 220 Rating: |
Two guys drove to a gas station for a fill-up because they heard about a contest being offered by the station to patrons who purchase a full tank of gas. When they went inside to pay, the men asked ... Created: 07/23/2007 Views: 507 Rating: |
A man says to his wife, "I fancy kinky sex, how about I blow my load in your ear?" The wife hastily replies, "No, I might go deaf!" To which the man replies, "I've been shooting my load in your mouth ... Created: 06/05/2007 Views: 680 Rating: |
A newlywed couple returned to their apartment after being on their honeymoon. Created: 04/13/2007 Views: 546 Rating: |
A husband walks into Fredrick's of Hollywood to purchase some sheer lingerie for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price, the more sheer, the higher the price. ... Created: 04/13/2007 Views: 302 Rating: |
A salesman rang the doorbell and little Johnny answered. The salesman asked if his father was at home. Created: 07/06/2007 Views: 1752 Rating: |
So, one Saturday morning, Johnny wakes up early and goes to his parents room to wake them up. Finding the door closed, he opens it only to find Mom and Dad having wild sex. He realizes he's done something ... Created: 07/23/2007 Views: 487 Rating: |
One hot July day we found this old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry site. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny and hair all matted down. We felt sorry for her, and put her in a carrier ... Created: 08/24/2007 Views: 459 Rating: |
Johnny was 8 years old and like other boys his age rather curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about 'courting' from the older boys, and he wondered what it was and how it was done. Created: 07/22/2007 Views: 3781 Rating: |
A masked man goes into a sperm bank, points a gun at the woman behind the counter, and says, "Open the safe." Created: 07/22/2007 Views: 2966 Rating: |
A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road he stopped and offered her a lift which she accepted. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing the habit to open and reveal a leg. The ... Created: 08/23/2007 Views: 1248 Rating: |
A young teenaged girl was a prostitute and, for obvious reasons, kept it a secret from her grandma. One day, the police raided a brothel and arrested a group of prostitutes, including the young girl. ... Created: 04/13/2007 Views: 433 Rating: |
One morning while making breakfast, a man walks up to his wife and pinches her on her butt and says, "You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of your girdle." Created: 07/22/2007 Views: 243 Rating: |
During a course in human sexuality, the instructor was discussing various items in the Kinsey report. Created: 02/03/2007 Views: 657 Rating: |
A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them are playing like they want to, so they decide to take private lessons. Created: 07/23/2007 Views: 384 Rating: |
An old man went in to see the doctor and said, "Doc, I'm turning eighty tomorrow. I've hired a hooker for the night, and I'd love to do it just one more time before I die. Can you give me something ... Created: 02/04/2007 Views: 240 Rating: |
There once were three guys who didn't have any money. or any food. Created: 08/15/2007 Views: 210 Rating: |
A teenage girl comes home from school and asks her mother. "Is it true what Rita just told me? Babies come out of the same place where boys put their penises?" Created: 07/17/2007 Views: 349 Rating: |
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