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Honeymoon Sex A mother had 3 daughters. They were all getting married within a short time period. Because mom was a bit worried about how their sex lives would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard ... Created: 07/22/2007 Views: 2533 Rating: 1 2 3 4 5	Hotel Lobby A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They ... Created: 05/19/2007 Views: 1781 Rating: 1 2 3 4 5
Accent An American was waiting on a London street corner. An attractive English girl was passing by when a gust of wind blew her dress above her waist. "A bit airy..." remarked the American. ... Created: 07/23/2007 Views: 1719 Rating: 1 2 3 4 5	Fly A fly is flying over a lake. In the lake there is a trout, he sees the fly and he says to himself, "If that fly droped six inches I'd be able to catch it." There is a bear standing on the shore ... Created: 07/23/2007 Views: 3947 Rating: 1 2 3 4 5
The Rodeo Position Two cowboys are out on the range talking about their favorite sex positions. One says, "I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best." "I don't think I have ever heard of that one," says the ... Created: 04/13/2007 Views: 2057 Rating: 1 2 3 4 5	Never Lie To Girls There was a man resting and enjoying the view on the beach. He saw a little girl coming toward him, so he covered himself with the newspaper he was reading. The girl came up to him and asked, "What ... Created: 07/23/2007 Views: 2770 Rating: 1 2 3 4 5
How Much For A Nibble? A guy was walking down the street when he sees a woman with perfect breasts. He says to her, "Hey, miss, would you let me bite your breasts for $100?" "Are you nuts?" she replies and walks away. He ... Created: 04/13/2007 Views: 2243 Rating: 1 2 3 4 5	Day At The Zoo It's a beautiful, warm spring morning and a man and his wife are spending the day at the zoo. She's wearing a cute, loose-fitting, pink spring dress, sleeveless with straps. He's wearing his ... Created: 05/22/2007 Views: 1505 Rating: 1 2 3 4 5
Happy Baby Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm, and then have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated. When the baby is born, they rush to the hospital. 24 babies are in the ward, 23 of ... Created: 07/23/2007 Views: 1501 Rating: 1 2 3 4 5	The $100 Tattoo Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says "Where in the hell have you been?" He replies, "I was out getting a tattoo." A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?" ... Created: 05/31/2007 Views: 2136 Rating: 1 2 3 4 5
Kangarooooo Visiting the zoo one day, a lady noticed one of the kangaroos had a huge set of balls. She couldn't believe the size of these hummers, and when the 'roo ventured close to the bars of the enclosure, ... Created: 09/08/2007 Views: 1547 Rating: 1 2 3 4 5	Bucket And Saucer Method Some women are gathered and the subject of conversation turns to sex and then birth control. The first woman says "We're Catholic so we can't use it." The next woman says "I am too but we use the rhythm ... Created: 07/13/2007 Views: 5199 Rating: 1 2 3 4 5
Pregnant Nudist A young girl hadn't been feeling well, so she went to her family doctor. The doctor ran some tests and then told her she was pregnant. The girl said, "I can't be! The only men I've been around ... Created: 08/07/2007 Views: 2861 Rating: 1 2 3 4 5	Paralyzed Friend A fellow stops by to visit his friend who is paralyzed from the waist down. They talk for a while and then the friend asks, "My feet are cold. Would you be so kind as to go get me my shoes please?" The ... Created: 09/07/2007 Views: 2622 Rating: 1 2 3 4 5
Pickled Penis There was this lady and she really wanted to have sex, but she was too scared to ask her husband so she went to a gypsy and told her her problem. The gypsy rummaged around in a chest and pulled ... Created: 08/15/2007 Views: 1789 Rating: 1 2 3 4 5	The Magic Mirror A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door. One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says "Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my bustline forty four". ... Created: 04/13/2007 Views: 1602 Rating: 1 2 3 4 5
What A Dirty Little Trick A Texan walked into a whorehouse in Anchorage and asked, "Do you have a girl here from Texas named Arlene?" "Sure do," said the madam. "Go on up to Room 6." The Texan went up to Room ... Created: 07/23/2007 Views: 2025 Rating: 1 2 3 4 5	Who? During a course in human sexuality, the instructor was discussing various items in the Kinsey report. The class members gasped audibly when the instructor read out that a woman had several hundred ... Created: 02/03/2007 Views: 2196 Rating: 1 2 3 4 5
Sex Contest At Local Gas Station Two guys drove to a gas station for a fill-up because they heard about a contest being offered by the station to patrons who purchase a full tank of gas. When they went inside to pay, the men asked ... Created: 07/23/2007 Views: 2243 Rating: 1 2 3 4 5	Question About Cows In Stress At the Polish Agricultural university (P.A.U), the Professor was talking about increasing milk production of the cows, when a girl in the class asked: "Why do cows always seem depressed when being milked?" ... Created: 07/23/2007 Views: 1321 Rating: 1 2 3 4 5