Wedding Night
The playboy encountered a lovely young thing on one of his trips abroad and decided to marry her.
Blessing the fact that she was not only a virgin but totally naive, he seized on the wedding night as a chance to break her in right, and had her suck him off a number of times.
The next day the bride went to see her mother, and burst into tears almost immediately. "Oh, Mother," she sobbed . "I did so want to have children, and now I just know I never shall."
"Now, now, dear, what makes you so sure?" asked the mother soothingly.
"Because," she wept, "because I'll never learn to swallow that dreadful stuff!"
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