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The $100 Tattoo

Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says "Where in the hell have you been?"
He replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."
A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"
"I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly.
"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain"Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?"
"Well, for one I like to watch my money grow, and two once in a while I like to play with my money, three I like how money feels in my hand and lastly instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."

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