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Tattoo U-nit

A guy goes into a tattoo parlor and asks for a tattoo of a hundred-dollar bill on his penis. Curious, the tattoo artist asks him why he would possibly want that.

''Three reasons. I like to play with my money. I like to watch my money grow. And a hundred dollars seems to be the only thing my wife will blow these days!''

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