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There was a man who loved his girl and she said the only way that she would ever marry him was if he got a tattoo with her name on his penis. so the guy decided that it was worth it so he went to the tattoo parlor and when he got an erection the tattoo artist wrote "wendy" on his penis and then when he got soft all you could see was "W". when wendy saw this she decided to marry him. for there honeymoon they went to jamaica and they ended up at a nude beach. so the guy went up to the bar to get him and wendy some drinks and the bar tender [like everyone else] was totally nude. and they guy saw that on his penis it said "W". then the guy said my penis has "W" on it too, when yours gets hard does it say wendy? the jamacan bartender said no. when it gets hard it says "Welcome to the beautiful island of jamaica mon"

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