Stray Pussy
One hot July day we found this old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry site. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny and hair all matted down. We felt sorry for her, and put her in a carrier and took her to the Vet. She had no name so we named her pussy cat. The Vet decided to keep her for a day or so and said he would let us know when we could come and get her.
My husband, the complainer said "OK, but don't forget to wash her, she stinks." My husband and my Vet don't see eye to eye. He calls my hubby El Cheap-O, and my hubby calls him El Take-O.
The next day hubby had an appointment with his Doctor, which is located next door to the Vet. The Doctor's office was full of people waiting to see the Doctor. The door opened and in popped the vet and announces to my hubby, "Your wife's pussy is finally shaved and clean. She now smells like a rose. And by the way, I think she is pregnant. God knows who the father is!" and then he closed the door.
| You can |
|---|
| Post your comment |
| Read comments (0) |
| Email this page |
| Watch Dirtiest XXX Jokes |
| Information | |
|---|---|
| Created: | 08/24/2007 - 06:35 |
| Views: | |
| Rating: | |
| Page Address: | |
Comments
More XXX Jokes
A young boy had been taken for his first visit to a nudist camp by his parents. He was surprised at the different sizes of the male organs and mentioned it to his father. Created: 12/14/2007 |
One evening a husband comes home to his apartment very roughed up. When his wife sees him she asks, "What happened to you?" Created: 07/22/2007 |
Once there was a rabbit and a bear living in a forest. They went out for a walk and saw a magic golden frog. The rabbit and bear said, "Goodie, three wishes!" The frog then said, "No, six wishes since ... Created: 08/22/2007 |
A woman asks her husband if he'd like some breakfast. "Bacon and eggs, perhaps a slice of toast? Maybe a nice sectioned grapefruit, and a cup of fresh coffee?" Created: 07/23/2007 |
A father watched his daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl was. Created: 04/13/2007 |
There was a guy riding through the desert on his camel. He had been travelling so long that he felt the need to have sex. Obviously there were no women in the desert so the man turned to his camel. ... Created: 05/19/2007 |
Find someone now on the largest sex personals network. FREE signup!
Post a FREE erotic ad w/5 photos, flirt in chatrooms, view explicit live Webcams, meet for REAL sex!
30,000 new photos every day! Find SEX now!
Post new comment