Stamp Collector
Woman, getting married for the fourth time, goes to a bridal shop and asks for a white dress. "You can't wear white" reminds the sales clerk, "You've been married three times already."
"Of course I can. I'm still a virgin," says the bride.
"Impossible" says the sales clerk.
"Unfortunately not," the bride explained.
"My first husband was a psycologist, and all he wanted to do was talk about it"
"My second husband was a gynecologist, all he wanted to do was look at it"
"My third husband was a stamp collector, God, I miss him"
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