Dirty XXX Humor may contain foul language, dirty jokes and pics, xxx clips and games. If you are of under 18, you should exit now.

Slippery Slopes

Three guys go to a ski lodge. There aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed.

In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream last night of getting a hand job!"

The guy on the left wakes up and unbelievably, he's had the same dream too.

Then the guy in the middle wakes up and exclaims, "That's funny, I dreamed that I was skiing!"

Average: 3.3 (4 votes)
You can
Post your comment
Read comments (0)
Watch Dirtiest XXX Jokes
Information
Created: 07/27/2007 - 06:23
Views:
Rating:
1
2
3
4
5
Page Address:

Comments

Post new comment

  • Web page addresses and e-mail addresses turn into links automatically.
  • Allowed HTML tags: <a> <em> <strong> <cite> <code> <ul> <ol> <li> <dl> <dt> <dd>
  • Lines and paragraphs break automatically.

More information about formatting options

CAPTCHA
This question is for testing whether you are a human visitor and to prevent automated spam submissions.
Copy the characters (respecting upper/lower case) from the image.

More XXX Jokes

Going The Distance

A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an Australian on an overseas flight.
After a few cocktails, the men began discussing their home lives. "Last night I made love to my wife four times, ...

Created:
05/24/2007
1
2
3
4
5
Experimental Pills

A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in sex. The doctor gives her a pill but warns her that it is still experimental and tells her to slip it into his mashed potatoes ...

Created:
07/22/2007
1
2
3
4
5
Mom, What's That

A little girl asked her mom, "What is a penis?
"Her mom said, "It's that thing between Daddy's legs."
The girl asked, "Well, what is a prick??"
Her mom answered, "That's the rest of Daddy."

...

Created:
08/13/2007
1
2
3
4
5
Cheaper At The Doctors

The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?"
The man said, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?"
The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple finished, the doctor said, ...

Created:
07/17/2007
1
2
3
4
5
Dress Code

Husband and wife in their bedroom. The wife says to the husband: "Darling, take off my dress." The husband complies.
"And now", she says in a husky voice, "Take off my high heel shoes. That's ...

Created:
07/23/2007
1
2
3
4
5
Intercom System

One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. As they are about to kiss each other goodnight, the guy starts feeling a little horny.
With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the ...

Created:
07/22/2007
1
2
3
4
5