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Sexual Rhyming Terms

WANKY PANKY
- fooling around, naughtier than hanky panky

THRUSTER BUSTER
- a sudden noise that interrupts the act of sex, especially a doorbell, the sound of a spouse's car in the driveway or the shrill voice of an unexpected parent

RUBBER FLUBBER
- sudden realization that the condom has broken

BOOBIE LUBEY
- stimulation of a female's breasts to arouse sexual interest

DICKIE LICKIE
- oral stimulation of the male's private parts

TUSHIE PUSHIE
- doggie-style sexual intercourse

PECKER WRECKER
- oral sex given to a man by a female wearing braces on her teeth

FUCKIE SUCKIE
- oral sex and sexual intercourse both

STINKIE PINKIE
- the result of sexual stimulation of the female's private parts by the male's hands

HUMMER CUMMER
- I think you can figure out this one all by yourself!

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