Pretend Pregnant
A couple just started their Lamaze class and they were given an activity requiring the husband to wear a bag of sand to give him an idea of what it feels like to be pregnant. The husband stood up and shrugged saying, "This doesn't feel so bad."
The instructor then dropped a pen and asked the husband to pick it up.
"You want me to pick up the pen as if I were pregnant, the way my wife would do it?" the husband asked.
"Exactly," replied the instructor.
To the delight of the other husbands, he turned to his wife and said, "Honey, pick up that pen for me."
| You can |
|---|
| Post your comment |
| Read comments (0) |
| Watch Dirtiest XXX Jokes |
| Information | |
|---|---|
| Created: | 04/13/2007 - 17:08 |
| Views: | |
| Rating: | |
| Page Address: | |
Comments
More XXX Jokes
A prominent Canadian doctor was visiting an American hospital. During his tour of the floors, he passed a room where a male patient was openly and vigorously masturbating. Created: 12/14/2007 |
A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he is not sure if sex is work or play. He asks a priest for his opinion on this question. The priest says after consulting the Bible," My ... Created: 09/11/2007 |
3 Men were waiting to go to heaven. St Peter was at the gate and said, "However good you were to your wife that is the vehicle you will get in heaven". Created: 08/15/2007 |
Finally, a definition of Marketing that makes sense.... You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm fantastic in bed." That's Direct Marketing. You're at a party with a bunch ... Created: 07/22/2007 |
Michael the Dragon Master was an official in King Arthur's court. He had a long-standing obsession to nuzzle the beautiful Queen's voluptuous breasts. But he knew the penalty for this would be death. ... Created: 07/23/2007 |
OBJECTIVE Created: 04/13/2007 |
Post new comment