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Pardon Me

A man has just checked into a hotel and is getting on
the elevator when he bumps into a lady who is also
getting on the elevator. His hand accidentally brushes
her breast in the encounter and of course they are
both embarrassed.
He apologized by saying, "Madam, I know that if your
heart is as soft as your breast, then you will have
no problem forgiving me".

The lady answered by saying, "Sir, if you are as hard
as your elbow, then I'm in room 314".

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