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Nasty Fun On The Telephone

A scene from the movie Ruthless People. It's been a while but I'll try to retell the scene for anyone who hasn't seen it before. Danny De Vito is in his office behind his desk and is being questioned by some geeky guy (I think a cop) sitting across from him. The phone rings and Danny answers ...

Danny: "Hello"

Caller: "Is Debbie there"

Danny: "Debbie? Who's this?"

Caller: "Ralph"

Danny: "Ralph, Debbie's here but can't talk to you right now 'cause she's got my dick in her mouth! Want me to have here call you back when she's done?"

Caller: hangs up

Danny (to the geeky cop who's eyeballs are popping out): "I love wrong numbers!"

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