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Mypenis

Did you ever stop to wonder what would happen if your dog's name was 'Mypenis'?

Mypenis ate my homework.

Sorry I'm late. I was playing with Mypenis.

I'm sorry, Officer. I didn't realize I had to keep Mypenis on a leash.

I love giving Mypenis a bath.

Mypenis needs to get more exercise. He weighs over fifty pounds.

Playing with Mypenis really wears me out.

Would you like to see a picture of Mypenis?

I keep a picture of Mypenis in my wallet.

Help! I can't find Mypenis!

Sorry to be driving so slow, officer, but I was looking for Mypenis.

Mypenis gets excited whenever the mailman comes.

Oh. no! Something bit Mypenis!

Watch it or you'll step on Mypenis.

When Mypenis behaves well, he gets a bone.

Sorry I'm late, but Mypenis kept me up howling all night...

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