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Love Poem

He grabbed me around my slender neck
I could not call or scream.
He dragged me to my dingy room
where we could not be seen.

He tore away my flimsy wrap
and gazed upon my form.
I was so cold and damp and scared
while he was dry and warm.

He pressed his feverish lips to mine
I could not make him stop.
He drained me of my inner self
I gave him every drop.

Then he cast me from his side
so now you see me here.
An empty bottle thrown away
that once was full of beer.

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