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Eating Between Holidays

This woman walks into a tattoo shop and asks for a tattoo of a christmas tree on her right inner thigh and a cocktail drink on her left inner thigh.

The tatoo artist says, "thats an unusual request. Why do you want your tatoos there?"

She responds, "because my husband needs to eat between christmas and new years."

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