An Old Lady And A Penis
Once upon a time there was a little old man who really took care of his body. He lifted weights and jogged six miles every day. One morning he looked into the mirror and was admiring his body, when he noticed that he was suntanned over his entire body with the exception of his penis.
He decided to do something about it. He promptly went to the beach completely undressed and buried himself in the sand, except for his penis. Just then, two old ladies were strolling about the sand, one walking with a cane.
Upon seeing this thing sticking out of the sand, she began to move it with her cane. She remarked to the other little old lady: "There ain't no justice in this world."
The other little old lady asked "What do you mean by that?"
"Well," she said, "when I was 20 I was curious about it,"
"when I was 30 I enjoyed it."
"When I was 40 I asked for it."
"When I was 50 I paid for it."
"When I was 60 I prayed for it."
"When I was 70 I forgot about it."
"And now that I'm 80 the damn things are growing wild and I'm too old too squat."
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