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All Men Have One ...

I have one
Your husband will have one
Your mother uses your father's one
And your auntie uses your uncle's one
A married lady would acquire one
But a divorced lady would lose her one

A Pope doesn't use his one
Madonna doesn't have one

The Chinese usually have short ones
While the Pakistanis usually have long ones

After your marriage your husband will give you his one?
Longer or shorter you have to take his one.

Are you afraid of taking a LONG one.
Do you want one?
How long do you want?

Which one is your preferred one?
Long one or short one

What you are thinking of?

Are you sure?

Its your Surname, what where you thinking of?

You Dirty mind!!!

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